What is it about men and aprons..
wash is a fucking nerd
look at this shit
look at this asshole
he has killed people. he is part of a highly skilled group of trained killers with sophisticated equipment and the ability to fuck your shit up without breaking a sweat
he is a grown ass man
and he drinks his fucking beverage with a bright yellow swirly straw in full fucking armor
the most incredible scene in all of red vs blue tbh
to be fair if they were pirates sarge would be the captain of their pirate ship anyway so…….
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
This is so important
today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going