I've got troubled thoughts
galtenoble:

What is it about men and aprons..

galtenoble:

What is it about men and aprons..

north + theta

jet-shark-dragon:

wash is a fucking nerd

look at this shit

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look at this asshole

he has killed people. he is part of a highly skilled group of trained killers with sophisticated equipment and the ability to fuck your shit up without breaking a sweat

he is a grown ass man

and he drinks his fucking beverage with a bright yellow swirly straw in full fucking armor

agentlooziana:

the most incredible scene in all of red vs blue tbh

agentlooziana:

to be fair if they were pirates sarge would be the captain of their pirate ship anyway so…….

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

lifehackable:

This is so important

lifehackable:

This is so important

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going